A blog which features Anderson showing up in places he shouldn't be, doing things he shouldn't do, and generally being a terrible person.
soundsfishy asked: I'm getting my exam results next week, and I swear on all that is holy that if I fail anything I'm going to scream 'Dammit Anderson!' at the top of my lungs, in front of all my teachers and friends. :D (P.S. Quality Blog!)
Excellent plan! I’m sure you did fine, though. Anyone smart enough to blame their problems on Anderson can surely ace their exams no problem. ;)
Anonymous asked: My room is messy and I can't find my dinosaur toys. Is Anderson to blame for this?
Anderson is always to blame. Always.
Anonymous asked: Is there any chance that you yourself are Anderson, and that you are in some sort of bottomless pit of self-loathing? Perhaps? By any chance? Maybe?
How dare you, sir! I’ve never been so insulted in my life!
boredsince1994 asked: I was in such an awful mood till i found the blog, literally laughed out loud, thankyou for making the world a better place! :D
Oh gosh, that’s so sweet! Thank you!
(via nerd-do-well)
punifa asked: Discovering your blog just ruined my day and lowered my iq by a horrendous margin.
Yes, that’s been known to happen. It’s quite dangerous being around Anderson, I’m afraid - the more time you spend near him, the stupider you get and the worse your life becomes. Unfortunately, by drawing attention to that abhorrent man, this blog is also giving him power. Power to make the world stupider. But the public must be made aware of what a douche he is, so I suppose it is a necessary risk.
